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Of course parents, it changes a couple little things in you. It made me cynical about a lot of things from a very young age, changed my perspective on things. I have never believed in magic, not even in a young girl's heart, nowhere. (audience laughing) In the same second that I learned what magic was, I stopped believing in it. In the same instant that I learned what magic was, I was like, oh, this is fake. (audience laughing) Because if you can pull a dove at a thin air, how are you also at Cory's bar mitzvah? What the-- (audience laughing) What are you doing here if you have powers, dude? You should be at the Pentagon. (audience laughing)
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