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I don't fuck with girls who go on boats. It's how shit. If you live in L.A. and you date a hot girl for long enough, at some point this chick will come to you and say something like, "Babe, there's just this guy, a friend of mine, who wants to just take me and my eight hot girl friends into the abyss. Are you out of your fucking mind?" "Why? What? Stay dry. What? Why? No. People get fucked on boats. Boats were built for fucking. Since the beginning of boats people have been fucking on them. B-O-A-T. Bring out ass and titties. It's been in front of us the whole time.
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