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Height doesn’t matter to Jen. 🎥: Jen Fulwiler, “Maternal Instinct” Love comedy like us? For free specials, new releases and a weekly clip in your Friday inbox, sign up to the Troop at the link in our bio! #jenfulwiler #maternalinstinct #height #standupcomedy #standup #comedy #comedian #jokes #discovery #fyp

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884 views56 likes0:43ENOct 12, 2026
122 words595 characters8 sentencesReadability: Grade 5

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He hesitated to ask me out when we first met because I'm three inches taller than he is. And he said, "I know a lot of women don't want to date shorter guys." I said, "Oh, when I was single, I was goal-oriented." I said, "Look, if I can just find a man who is loving, who is supportive, who respects my boundaries by not asking me how much money I spent at Target, I don't care if he played one of the munchkins in the Wizard of Oz. I'll stuff that man into a baby Bjorn. Take him out for a date night. Well, the lovely time. You don't have to be able to ride a roller coaster with your spouse.