True stiry about my mother. #story #truth

- Have you met your mom before? - Yeah, I've met her a couple of times. She's a straight loser. My dad, I get into a fight with him in the seventh grade, never met my mom in my life. I'm like, hey, man, I'm gonna go live with my mom. He's like, you wanna go see your mom? We're broke, but I'll buy you a plane ticket to go see your mom. Just so you never open your mouth again. Boo, my land, mom's waiting there. She's like, we're going fishing. Let's go. We're gonna stop by the convenience store real quick, get you something to drink. I'm gonna go to the bathroom. We're going straight to the lake. My coolest mom ever. I literally go in and get a drink. I mean, the car, I'm waiting for about an hour. My mom never shows up. So finally, I asked the lady to go in the bathroom 'cause I think my mom's in there. And she went in there and she's like, your mom's passed out on the floor. I remember looking in there and there's two bottles of vodka on the floor and my mom's done social services. They picked me up and fly me back home that night. My dad picks me up the airport. He's like, how's that trip with your mother? And I'm like, good.