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I Finally Got Closed // Andy Elliott

@officialandyelliott
58.3K views2.0K likes1:12ENMar 23, 2026
229 words1175 characters39 sentencesReadability: Kindergarten

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You guys quit making love, all right? He sells life insurance. You're present to me, and I say, I got to talk to my wife. Go. Yes, no. Sit down with your son. OK, so you're saying that I'm like, hey, I don't mean my wife. Yeah, yeah, when she will, she'll be home, and like-- She's working night shifts all the time. OK. Then we would present to him. Then that's what this is. All right. He's like, I get to create the scenario. No, you don't-- [LAUGHTER] Nice try. Hey, he's like, I don't like that objection. Use I need to think about it. I'm like, bro, are you ready? Yeah, yeah. OK, cool. Because life is life. Yeah. This is my first time I've been handling this injection. Come on, baby. Let's go, baby. Come on, don't make excuses. Hey, I'm going to move quick. Is that cool? OK, cool. Hey, I got to talk to my wife, go. Yeah, I would, too. I completely understand. Because if I was making decisions without my fiancee here, I'd be in my way. Sure. So, but you know you need this. After what you told me, I don't feel comfortable leaving here without you getting married today. So we're going to do the 10 to 15 or the 20. OK, I'll write down. That was good. Let's go.