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Your smell speaks MORE thank you think! Here is my best advice for you! 💕 #colognetiktok #cologneformen #menstyle #mensfashion #colognetok

@maddie.wellness
38.4K views95 likes1:43ENMar 25, 2026
330 words1743 characters29 sentencesReadability: Grade 4

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Can we talk about something real quick because I've been wanting to say this for a while. So I'm a bottle service girl I live in Miami, right? And I'm around men with money all the time, like actual money. And let me tell you something. I can tell everything about a man before he even opens his mouth just by what Cologne he's wearing. Like the Orsa Vaj, that tells me you want to macy's and act a lady what's popular. That's it. You didn't do no research. You just grabbed what everybody else got. Blue the Chanel tells me you got it as a gift like three years ago and you still using it because you think it's fancy. It's not puppy. Versace Eros. That's the guy who's going to be way too aggressive on the dance floor. I already know. Aqua Dijon is the man going through his midlife crisis trying to relive his 20s. And create a ventus. Okay, that used to impress me. But now every guy who posts about cryptocurrency and calls himself an entrepreneur, where's it? So it don't hit the same no more. But last month, Mommy, this man walks into VIP and I smelled him before I even seen him. It was dark and smoky with this leather warmth underneath and it stopped me. Like literally made me forget what I was doing. And I walked over to him fully expecting him to say it was something like five, six hundred dollars because that's what it smelled like. And he said it's called nomadic night by romance. Forty dollars from TikTok. I'm standing there like, wait, you smoke richer than half these men in here spending bottles and your cologne costs $40. So yeah, if you want to be the guy that actually stands out and got women coming up to you asking questions, it's right there in the shop. $40 to smell like you belong in VIP. I'm just saying.