My intrusive thoughts just beat me on that day at work 😭 if you smelled what I smelled, you would do the exact same though 🙈 #cologne #colognetiktok #cologneformen #menstyle #mensfashion

No, but or like mommy I lost my job last week and I haven't been able to tell my family the real reason because he's so embarrassing I can't even say it out loud So I worked the front desk at this spa in Brico and I loved it because the money was good I have my regulars and everything was perfect you know what I mean and this man comes in for a massage appointment and when he walked up to check in his colon just hit me across the counter and he was dark and smoky with this leather warmth underneath like old money like generational wealth and mommy my brain just stopped working I'm typing his name wrong I'm forgetting to swipe his card I'm just staring at him trying to remember how to do my job and then I did something stupid because I upgraded him to a hot stone massage for free without authorization but I didn't stop there because the next time he came in I gave him a free facial adon and the time after that I comped his parking this one on for like six weeks and I thought I was being slick about it but my manager pulled the transaction history and saw hundreds of dollars in on authorized comps all linked to the same client she called me in and said what is going on here and I couldn't explain it because what am I supposed to say his colon made me lose my professional mind they let me go that same day eight months at that spa gone mommy my regulars my schedule all of it because one man's colon made me give away services like I owe the place I found out what he was wearing because one of the massage therapists asked him for me and she sends me a text saying it's nomadic night by romance less than 40 on tiktok and it's not just like ombre nomad by Louis Vuitton which is 500 results will vary but every guy I know who wears this got women making decisions they can't explain if you want the reception is giving you hundreds in free upgrades and losing her job over it because of how you smell just know this colon cost me my whole livelihood I'm still job hunting and I still ain't told my mom why mommy