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Just saying, your girl really wanted to stay in there and I wish he just kept driving 😭💕 ##cologne##colognetiktok##cologneformen##menstyle##mensfashion

@maddie.wellness
83.4K views881 likes2:27ENMar 25, 2026
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No, but like mommy I did something last weekend that I'm not proud of and I really need to get it off my chest right now So I'm leaving South Beach and I call in Uber because I'm not about to drive and the car pulls up and I get in the backseat and the second I closed that door His cologne just filled the whole car like immediately it was fresh and clean like ocean breeze But then it had this smooth masculine finish underneath that just kind of wrapped around everything And you know when you're in a small space and you can't escape how someone smells like normally that's a bad thing right But this was the complete opposite mommy because I didn't want to escape it like I literally wanted to stay in that car forever And they say sent go straight to the emotional part of your brain and bypasses all logic And girl I felt that because I'm sitting in the backseat and I cannot think straight He's just talking to me through the rearview mirror Making normal conversation and I'm responding like he's the most interesting man I've ever met in my entire life like I'm laughing at everything and asking him questions about himself And honestly just trying to keep the conversation going as long as possible And then Google Maps says turn right on my street and I see my building coming up and mommy I panicked Like I literally panicked because I did not want this right to end So I told him oh actually I need to stop at the Walgreens up the road first and there is no Walgreens up the road mommy I just needed like five more minutes in that car He drove past my street and I sat there breathing in his cologne for another four minutes Pretending to look at my phone for the Walgreens address and then I was like oh never mind I can't find it just drop me back The ride was $12 and I tipped him $20 like a $20 tip on a $12 ride Because his cologne made me act like a whole crazy person I had to message him through the app after asking what cologne that was And he said it's YCZ Midnight Marine Less than $20 from TikTok and it smelled just like blue the Chanel Which is like over a hundred dollars results with airy but it works for every guy I know honestly So if you want women extending their Uber rides just to stay near you longer It's in the shop less than $20 the tip cost more than the cologne puppy and that's actually insane to me