Tag yourself, I’m Athena #pjo #greekmythology #FathersDay #percyjackson

Beside him, you missed our council meeting on Sunday. We had a council meeting. On a holiday! There was no holiday on Sunday. I would have known. It was Father's Day. Father's Day. I thought the mortal's top celebrity in that holiday ages ago. You ever stopped and think about that maybe it's not the holiday they stopped celebrating and maybe it was just you in your bad parenting. Hey, hey, hey, settle down. Wait. A lot of you here are my kids and all of you were at the council meeting and not one of you wishing me happy Father's Day? Nobody even got me a gift. Not a tie, a lightning bolt keychain, a flight voucher? Nothing at all? Well, what you look at the time. I gotta go start World War III. America's hardy almost there. The thought of acknowledging Father's Day did cross my mind, but then I realized it was a waste of a thought, so I removed it. Celebrating men is against my morals, even if it is my dad. Actually, I wrote you a poem dad and I'd love to recite it for everyone. Okay. Oh, Father. Father of the greatest thing in our existence. Me. That truly won't be necessary, Apollo. I'm not even gonna lie to you too. Neither of you are getting a Father's Day or Mother's Day gift for me. Ever. I hold a grudge. And as we can see, people who hold grudges don't age very gracefully. Pot, meat, kettle. Don't even get me started for that. All I'm saying is all of my kids are good looking and they give me the best Mother's Day gifts. Flowers, loaf at candy, chino perfume, Tiffany's. It's great. But honestly, people give me gifts every day anyway. I left pretty privileged. It's amazing. Wait, wait, Poseidon, you only have one kid. You're telling me you skipped out on the meeting to spend time with... What does name give? My daughter calls him seaweed brain. Apparently, he's very charming. And he's such a little cutie too. All great traits that he gets from me. That's true. Thank you. And Zeus, have you ever thought that maybe if you actually spent some quality time with your children and got to know them, then they would actually form a bond with you and they actually might have spent some time with you. Yeah? In all my years of life, that has got to be the dumbest thing I've ever heard you say. And he wonders why none of us have great relationships with him.