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YouTube are in for a special group therapy session today. I thought we already established that you are not a therapist. Just because I have no clinical license, no college degrees, and no desire to be a therapist doesn't mean I'm not one, you can be anything you want in this world. Can I be off this island then? I'll consider it. Really? No, but it's always fun to watch your hopes die. Why am I here? I have my own island and it is way better than this one. There's barely any wildlife here. Yeah, that's because I don't turn the men who come here into pigs. I don't do that anymore. It's guinea pigs now, and at least I don't fall in love with every guy that comes there. No, you just try to seduce them. And what would you call what you did to Odysseus? I call it true love, or it would have been if it wasn't for Penelope. Police do not say her name. I heard Odysseus go on and on about her the entire time he was gone. If she didn't cause so much fun drama for me, I would have cursed her by now. It's never too late for that. I know a good mermaid making spell. It probably give them flashbacks to the sirens. I like the way you think. Me too. But we have to focus ladies. YouTube can't keep going on like this. I already had to talk with the big three and Poseidon and Hades agree that I did nothing wrong. A pig is a pig. I just let the world say the truth, and I'm still sticking to my guinea pig promise. For the most part. And I know I kept Odysseus on the island for a little too long. A little for a few years. A few. Okay. It was seven years, but you guys cannot believe the propaganda he's spreading. I promised you we were in love. We talked about our future together and held perfectly we were together all the time. Then out of the blue, he says, I love you, but just not in the way that you want me to. One thing a man is always gonna do is lie. The second thing he's always gonna do is disappoint you. He's my pig spell. Exactly. So it doesn't really sound like we have any issues or have done anything wrong. Yeah. We were just wrong and deceived by the men who came to our islands while we were just minding our own business. I mean when you put it like that. It makes sense. I don't even know why I was sent to check in on you too. You're doing great. Cool. We should do this again sometime. It was fun. Yeah. And maybe next time we can go to your I would think that. Absolutely not.