I told my manager the first draft is never right. Thanks for making it impossible to write our emails, @Amber Singletary 🎤✨ #standupdesk #comedy #office
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- This one is just for me. - I can't even tell the truth. This is not safe. Please sit down. I noticed that when women start to be happy in relationships, they wanna get married. I'm devoutly against this, because I'm devoutly against buying a satan dress that I will never wear again, to watch you wet a man that we all hate. So I've decided that whenever my friends get too happy, I will bring up old drama and I will make up (beep) and now with the help of AI, this has really helped my case. I have AI photos of my friends been cheating as well as being on vacations with me and my family. I will not stop, I will not apologize. OJ did not do it. (audience laughing) As a woman who has gone through many pregnancies with no children, I feel that is my job to speak up for those that feel that they can't speak for themselves. And I just wanna say it's okay. The first draft is never right. And maybe the third, fourth and fifth won't be either. And that's fine.
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