Guess @joshoceanthomas and I are both taking public transportation to work from now on #standupdesk #comedy #officehumor
I'm an Arab guy and no one thinks that everyone thinks I'm Jewish or a lesbian. Someone said I look like a weird a la yank of itch. Arab parents a...
K.C Novak do you think that the Bible and WD-40 will help me finish my quarterly reports by Monday? #standupdesk #officehumor #comedy #nyc #kcnovak
I am a tall woman. I'm six foot one. We normally don't come in this model. I'm the cyber truck of women. So I quit therapy this year because I wan...
Desperate for an office nickname as cool as @Alairethomas #standupdesk #officehumor #comedy
I've been struggling with not enough people to tap me up. A week ago, I went to a party and a guy introducing himself to everybody. He went, "Dap,...
the click clack on my keyboard just doesn’t hit the same @zae_jordan #glasses #comedy
I love my grandma man the only thing I don't like about my grandma is I don't like when she texts back sometimes She sound like a real young perso...
Sounds like @jamell sirleaf 🇱🇷 was fired because his boss didn't have the same music taste #standupdesk #comedy #officehumor
I used to work at a company and I was the only black person that worked there, and I got fired, which I did not think was possible. I thought I ha...
@Dylan Adler teaching me to sign off my emails with "Gracias" #standupdesk #officehumor #comedy
"I'm a top, isn't that crazy?" "This is what a top looks like now this." "Imagine me topping?" Like, "Yes, I love your vibe." "It hurts me more th...
Defeating my office nemesis with the @Ali Sultan final boss method #standupdesk #officehumor #comedy
Even if you can tell from my vibe, I have white friends. Some of you look like my white friends. But white friends are fun. They're good people. T...
Declining your meeting invite. I have my own stuff going on. Feeling seen by @JamesEarlBones #standupdesk #officehumor #comedy
Somebody was like, I'm really attracted to whatever kind of autism she has. Okay, not picky, whole range. Another guy contributed to the discourse...
meredith needed a place to write out her thoughts and @upliftdesk was there to serve 🫡 #UpliftDeskPartner (with @meredith 🍉)
Recently, I took a DNA test, got all my results back, and not surprised at all, you know, a little bit Irish, a little bit German, a hundred perce...
@Sabeen has a sister, but I have a co-worker named Chelsea that I have to watch out-Project Manager me. #standupdesk #officehumor #comedy #nyc
I don't know. I have a fun family life. I've got an older half white sister because my dad likes to party. She's from the first marriage and I'm f...
Just like @max_headgear basketball isn’t my culture but I did make “Knicks in 5” my entire personality last month #standupdesk #knicks
"I am transgender, you found one. Could you tell? Hands up if you could tell." HR is working really well in this office. "It's hard to travel as a...
would CEO’s and Corporate Hoes be a good theme for the next office happy hour? @maggie #twins #standup #corporate
I have an identical twin, and people ask me all the time, Maggie, what's it like having an identical twin? Where was this curiosity when I tried t...