Making a Burn Book of my co-workers. Promise to not include @Orion Levine #standupdesk #officehumor #office #comedy
Hey guys, sorry to bother you. This will be quick. I just have a couple things I want to say about women in African-Americans, and then I'll get o...
Next time my boss suggests I take on more responsibility, I'm pulling the @Isabel Hagen: "Look, buddy, I got a lot of things I wanna do before I settle down." #standupdesk
I was seeing a guy for a while who wanted to settle down. I was like, look buddy, I got a lot of things I want to do before I settle down, you kno...
Guess @joshoceanthomas and I are both taking public transportation to work from now on #standupdesk #comedy #officehumor
I'm an Arab guy and no one thinks that everyone thinks I'm Jewish or a lesbian. Someone said I look like a weird a la yank of itch. Arab parents a...
K.C Novak do you think that the Bible and WD-40 will help me finish my quarterly reports by Monday? #standupdesk #officehumor #comedy #nyc #kcnovak
I am a tall woman. I'm six foot one. We normally don't come in this model. I'm the cyber truck of women. So I quit therapy this year because I wan...
Desperate for an office nickname as cool as @Alairethomas #standupdesk #officehumor #comedy
I've been struggling with not enough people to tap me up. A week ago, I went to a party and a guy introducing himself to everybody. He went, "Dap,...
the click clack on my keyboard just doesn’t hit the same @zae_jordan #glasses #comedy
I love my grandma man the only thing I don't like about my grandma is I don't like when she texts back sometimes She sound like a real young perso...
Sounds like @jamell sirleaf 🇱🇷 was fired because his boss didn't have the same music taste #standupdesk #comedy #officehumor
I used to work at a company and I was the only black person that worked there, and I got fired, which I did not think was possible. I thought I ha...
@Dylan Adler teaching me to sign off my emails with "Gracias" #standupdesk #officehumor #comedy
"I'm a top, isn't that crazy?" "This is what a top looks like now this." "Imagine me topping?" Like, "Yes, I love your vibe." "It hurts me more th...
Defeating my office nemesis with the @Ali Sultan final boss method #standupdesk #officehumor #comedy
Even if you can tell from my vibe, I have white friends. Some of you look like my white friends. But white friends are fun. They're good people. T...
Declining your meeting invite. I have my own stuff going on. Feeling seen by @JamesEarlBones #standupdesk #officehumor #comedy
Somebody was like, I'm really attracted to whatever kind of autism she has. Okay, not picky, whole range. Another guy contributed to the discourse...
meredith needed a place to write out her thoughts and @upliftdesk was there to serve 🫡 #UpliftDeskPartner (with @meredith 🍉)
Recently, I took a DNA test, got all my results back, and not surprised at all, you know, a little bit Irish, a little bit German, a hundred perce...
@Sabeen has a sister, but I have a co-worker named Chelsea that I have to watch out-Project Manager me. #standupdesk #officehumor #comedy #nyc
I don't know. I have a fun family life. I've got an older half white sister because my dad likes to party. She's from the first marriage and I'm f...