Defeating my office nemesis with the @Ali Sultan final boss method #standupdesk #officehumor #comedy

Even if you can tell from my vibe, I have white friends. Some of you look like my white friends. But white friends are fun. They're good people. The only critique I have is you guys a little boring. I don't know why, but every single white friend I've made has insisted on taking me camping in the woods. It feels like a ride a passage in the relationship. They're like, dude, let's go to the woods and I'm like, no, thank you. And they get mad at me. They're like, hey, why do you keep saying no? Give me a good reason. I said, I'll give you three good reasons. Reason number one. There's no running water. Reason number two. There's no electricity. Reason number three. I'm dangerous. And these were the reasons I left Yemen. I'm not going back to these conditions. I got a therapy. I'm the first guy in my family to see a therapist. I've been pitching therapy to them in video game terms. I'm like, therapy is a video game. Your player won and your objective is to defeat your childhood. And the final boss is your dad, for sure. And your finishing move is the hug you never got from his father. You just hear finish him and you just go for a hug and you whisper, I'm proud of you. And then he dissolves.