the click clack on my keyboard just doesn’t hit the same @zae_jordan #glasses #comedy

I love my grandma man the only thing I don't like about my grandma is I don't like when she texts back sometimes She sound like a real young person the other day. I was talking about grandma I was like are grandma most of you tomorrow your blessed a mom. She text back. I Yesterday, I was like are grandma more the way to see you. She's like tight I'm like stop talking like this. Please. So okay my grandma was born 1992 I got a real bad social anxiety feel like the only type people I can have conversations with are people that wear glasses Only type people I can go on dates with you know Like my favorite thing about getting one of the girl with glasses. We get real intimate. We start kissing in our you can hear us this I love the clap clap any black people in here Oh Womp, Womp, Womp Y'all been be glad I'm not undercover boss today if I was undercover boss. Oh everyone get fired in here That I did I get the light. Okay. That was HR