Guess @joshoceanthomas and I are both taking public transportation to work from now on #standupdesk #comedy #officehumor

I'm an Arab guy and no one thinks that everyone thinks I'm Jewish or a lesbian. Someone said I look like a weird a la yank of itch. Arab parents are tough, man. They'll make you insecure about flaws you didn't know you had. I put on a blonde wig the other day. I faced time my mom 'cause I thought it was hilarious 'cause that's not what I looked like. She looked at me for 15 seconds and goes, "What the f*** is wrong with your nose?" I'm wearing a wig. It's a wig. Arab friends have your back no matter what. It's the kind of people they are. My car broke down not too long ago. My Arab friend fixed my car. He is not a mechanic. Like an Arab guy will fix your car, but you will get it back a little bit different. An Arab guy will be like, "The car works. It takes diesel now." The car will be ready for pickup. They're like, "We got good news and bad news about the car." I'm like, "What's the good news?" He's like, "You don't owe us any money." What's the bad news? He's like, "We sold it." How you doing over there? You look like you're losing your mind. Yeah? Get back to work. I'm doing something.