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K.C Novak do you think that the Bible and WD-40 will help me finish my quarterly reports by Monday? #standupdesk #officehumor #comedy #nyc #kcnovak

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I am a tall woman. I'm six foot one. We normally don't come in this model. I'm the cyber truck of women. So I quit therapy this year because I want to like my parents again. It worked. Quit the remembering is my advice to you. My number one fear growing up was that I would turn into my mom. That was stupid because I didn't watch out for turning into my dad. Like my dad's a really sweet guy. He looks like the guy on the Pringles can. I went home over the holidays and my parents were very excited because they just refinished the basement and they wanted to give me a tour. I don't know if you've ever been offered a tour of your childhood home by your parents. Maybe parenting shouldn't be a DIY job. Maybe you should bring in one guy who knows how to lay pipe. I started reading Quora articles. You guys know what Quora is? Yeah, it's for people who can't figure out Reddit. The answer to every inquiry on Quora is just the Bible and WD-40. Like the Lord Lord will lube you to a solution.