@Sabeen has a sister, but I have a co-worker named Chelsea that I have to watch out-Project Manager me. #standupdesk #officehumor #comedy #nyc

I don't know. I have a fun family life. I've got an older half white sister because my dad likes to party. She's from the first marriage and I'm from the good one. She's super white on the outside but she was raised in Pakistan so she's kind of like a bootleg white person. Like you see you're walking around and you're like that one's defective. That's an off-white. I don't know. It's just kind of weird because like I was raised in Chicago. She was raised in Pakistan. The thing is like for the rest of my life I have to see a white woman out Pakistani me, you know? Like it's crazy. Like she has, she's like one awards for her butter chicken. Her English is bad. Like I'll never get to that level. I'm also a single person and as a South Asian Muslim, I never thought I'd have to be single. I thought my mom was gonna like line up the doctors and be like honey pick one. She was like you'll find someone and I was like you're a bad immigrant. Like that was your one job but it makes a lot of sense. All right you know it makes so much sense because my parents are way too progressive. Okay like they're not even cousins. Makes me sick.