Declining your meeting invite. I have my own stuff going on. Feeling seen by @JamesEarlBones #standupdesk #officehumor #comedy
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Somebody was like, I'm really attracted to whatever kind of autism she has. Okay, not picky, whole range. Another guy contributed to the discourse. He was like, hell yeah, brother. That's how I seduced Alex Jones. And I honor that spectrum. I just know that I'm not on it. I have my own stuff going on. I have pronounced ADHD. I have bouncy, seek up naturals. Like I just have my own numbers that I'm working with. I've been learning Latin, whatever it takes to stay relevant. It's fun. If you've learned a language on an app, you'll know that generally it's about traveling. So many languages have similar sample sentences. Some variation of one coffee, please. Yes, soy milk for my husband. No, he's not gay. But then with Latin, the examples become more ominous. One of them is like sister sleeps at home. Brother studies in the city. Father lost a goat's worth of blood by the hands of infidels. Though he remains glorious in the eyes of our one true singular God. So it's just mostly helpful for spring break and purgatory.
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