Dating is also hard for me @Dvontre Coleman. Asking my co-workers out over Slack is not working. #standupdesk #nowthis
I had a nightmare that I was white recently. Yeah, there were no mirrors I couldn't see myself. I just know I was white 'cause I had a gluten alle...
Stepping outside my comfort zone and reporting my co-worker to HR for eating hardboiled eggs and tuna at their desk. @eion me to see something, say something #standupdesk #comedy
I have OCD. Does anybody else have OCD? Clap four times if you have OCD. That's the first joke. You know, I'm trying to be cooler. I'm trying to s...
Asking @Maggie Crane if I should marry my office crush to be a wife or marry my office enemy to be a final boss. #standupdesk #officehumor #comedy #nyc
I did recently get married. Thank you, thank you guys. Anyone else here married? Everyone, yeah! I love being married 'cause I never identified as...
Been "house sitting" my boss' corner office while she's on PTO. Thanks for the idea @Ashton Womack #standupdesk #housesitter #yoga
I actually, I used to be a house sitter, squatter, whatever. I'm already having a tough time. My grandma passed away. That was pretty tough. She d...
@Britt Migs is the backbone of society, and @upliftdesk is the backbone of Britt Migs #UpliftDeskPartner #standupdesk #comedy #standingdesk
Hi guys, don't mind me, I can't actually, this is real. Anyone here like the sole owner of a streaming password, like 10 people leaching off of yo...
guys, the @Not Suitable for Work cast just came into the office and stole my seat to @Olivia Carter set? đź’Ľ #hulupartner #ad
I thought Mindy Kaling was going to be here. One time I needed to figure out how to get out of work so I started looking at my company's bereaveme...
Been on the phone with my bank for 45 mins... telling them my hobbies. Refuse to be scammed like @Finessquire #standupdesk #officehumor #comedy #nyc
This is like a real office. Last time I was on one of these, I got kicked out for an affair. I had something crazy happen to me recently. I was lo...
The next time my desk-mate tries to start a fight about my stuff encroaching on their space I'm using @hotfunnysmartmotti’s method. #standupdesk
Ever since I started transitioning, I've been wondering how I do in a physical fight. I always knew how I do in a verbal fight because I was presi...
Wishing my co-workers would compliment my decks the same way the man on the street complimented @missxtinab’s 🍑 #standupdesk
- Is that a green velvet jacket? Yeah, that's what every bisexual woman's couch looks like. What pisses me off more than a cackle that offends me ...
Making my zoom background the ledge of a building to see what my manager does during our 1-1. Thanks for the work hijinks, @erikscottcomedy #standupdesk
I do zoom therapy, which is fine, but every now and then I change the zoom background to the leg of a building. Let's see how good you are at this...
Putting in PTO to win $8K from Meryl Streep. See you at the Survivor 50 finale @alon_elian #standupdesk
I think the worst thing that a woman could do for a man is to love and accept him for who he is. I live with my girlfriend now. We like to watch t...
@darius told me it's not gaslighting my manager to say, 'i'm not late, the trains were just crazy.' It's just good old fashioned deceit. #standupdesk #gaslighting #comedy
I think there's too much therapy going on just in the world. (upbeat music) Even the lingo therapy lingo is leaking into real life like gaslightin...