Making my zoom background the ledge of a building to see what my manager does during our 1-1. Thanks for the work hijinks, @erikscottcomedy #standupdesk

I do zoom therapy, which is fine, but every now and then I change the zoom background to the leg of a building. Let's see how good you are at this. I'm an only child. I think my mom felt bad for me. She would refer to my pets as my siblings, but I think it messed me up having to, like, put down my brother every eight years or so. The small family, older family, too. Like my dad is 77, my grandma just turned 100, so that means that this past Christmas, I was buying gifts that I'm going to get back pretty soon. Like, that's a tough way to shop. I put my keys on my belt recently. That's something I've been working on. This is like a trick fishing lure for bisexual girls. Workwear is very fashionable, right? Now everyone looks like the people who bully me in high school. People wearing, like, camo cutoffs in the city. This civil war is going to be confusing. Just on the way here, I was walking, I was like, when those guys stop kissing, they're going to call me gay.