Making a Burn Book of my co-workers. Promise to not include @Orion Levine #standupdesk #officehumor #office #comedy

Hey guys, sorry to bother you. This will be quick. I just have a couple things I want to say about women in African-Americans, and then I'll get out of here. I grew up in Nairobi, Kenya. That's a real fact. I don't know what we were doing there, but we were there for sure. And it had its ups and downs. I think a big downside is my parents let me join the track and field team. They just let me follow that dream, which is child abuse. They didn't give me a warning or show me the Olympics. And if you want to crush the self-confidence of a 12-year-old white boy, let him race a few Kenyans. It was bad. I got bullied for it. Even the referee joined in. He was like, "On your marks, get set. Go back to America." And then I did come back to America, which I was just a new kid from Africa. I was like Lindsey Lohan. I was Lindsey Lohan. I was new. I was naive. I had perfect boobs. I was her.