Wishing my co-workers would compliment my decks the same way the man on the street complimented @missxtinab’s 🍑 #standupdesk

- Is that a green velvet jacket? Yeah, that's what every bisexual woman's couch looks like. What pisses me off more than a cackle that offends me is a cackle that makes me blush. I'm sorry, am I the only one here who sometimes feels a little affirmed by the random man on the street who could be an assailant? Is he on drugs and is he shadow boxing in a street? Yes, but he stops that imaginary fight to notice me and some of my ass looks great. And I just think that's a great example of if he wanted to, he would. Dating with chronic illness can be a little hard, you know? I'm dating with a couple, the worst of which being I'm still attracted to men. There's no care for some of us as terminal, but I do have a caveat when I date men, I specifically only date men who get gay allegations. Because I feel like if you're gonna be here, you have to be called the same amount of slurs as I am. Clap if you get gay allegations. Some of you weren't being honest. (audience cheering)