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@darius told me it's not gaslighting my manager to say, 'i'm not late, the trains were just crazy.' It's just good old fashioned deceit. #standupdesk #gaslighting #comedy

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114.0K views13.8K likes0:56ENSep 23, 2026
192 words1010 characters25 sentencesReadability: Grade 3

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I think there's too much therapy going on just in the world. (upbeat music) Even the lingo therapy lingo is leaking into real life like gaslighting. What happened to lying? Just old-fashioned deceit. Oh, you're a gaslighter. He's a manipulator, no girl, I'm a liar. I'm a classic man. But I'll hit you with, oh no, that's just my cousin. I'm getting older. I'm getting at this age where it's like people are having kids on purpose. I have a cousin and my cousin has this kid and this kid sucks. He's never done anything. He is a baby. But listen, he's a bad baby. It's not the quality of this baby. It's just poor. I need y'all to stay on my side for this 'cause he is a preemie. But it's like, that's fine. It's fine because they'll catch up. It'll be okay later, but right now, ugh. And my cousin, listen, pictures to the family group chat. And what if I'm getting ready for bed? Don't show me that before I'm trying to go to sleep. I love him, but get your little knight terror away from me. (upbeat music)