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Been on the phone with my bank for 45 mins... telling them my hobbies. Refuse to be scammed like @Finessquire #standupdesk #officehumor #comedy #nyc

@standupdeskshow
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This is like a real office. Last time I was on one of these, I got kicked out for an affair. I had something crazy happen to me recently. I was looking at my credit card statement and I got a flag. Someone used $3,000 on my credit card on a shopping site. Yeah, but I wasn't upset about the fact that somebody scammed me. That happens all the time. I was more upset that my bank didn't flag it. Because that means that they saw that purchase and thought it fit squarely within my usual spending activity. But when you look at what they bought, it was so obvious it wasn't me. Like this person spent $3,000 on hunting gear, fishing supplies in WD-40. It doesn't take any amount of deductive reasoning skills to realize that the person that bought that looks absolutely nothing like me. Like I think we all have an idea, age-raised gender of who that person is. And that's why I think that this man stole my credit card and spent $3,000. And I actually want my money back. Let me get it now. Can you rob somebody at work? Hey! (upbeat music)