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I thought Mindy Kaling was going to be here. One time I needed to figure out how to get out of work so I started looking at my company's bereavement policies and they had one that says if a parent dies you get two weeks off and I was like that's nice you know obviously I hope that just didn't happen not until like a long long time from now in the summer and can you bank them you know can you be like well she died in January but her birthday is Mexico. The last guy I was seeing he was really close to his ex because they were still dating. You guys have boyfriends who is someone that loves them make some noise. Oh damn that sucks. I have a boyfriend it's awesome sometimes he annoys me. He used to point out other attractive women to me and I was like what are you my dad? Why are you doing that? I had to tell him the only time you can talk about another woman's appearance with me is if there's like an open casket you know you can say one time she was beautiful and I'm going to be like well she got her makeup done and she has an eaten in days. Check out not suitable for work. I'm Mindy Kaling comedy now streaming on Hulu and Hulu and Disney Festival.
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