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Dating is also hard for me @Dvontre Coleman. Asking my co-workers out over Slack is not working. #standupdesk #nowthis

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I had a nightmare that I was white recently. Yeah, there were no mirrors I couldn't see myself. I just know I was white 'cause I had a gluten allergy. (upbeat music) It's been chased by a giant loaf of bread. I got away though. My legs were still black. One thing got away became a peaceful white dream. Went to a white pride rally. They're playing the luminaires. I was surrounded by organic produce. Now that I'm thinking about it, it might not have been a rally, it might have just been a farmer's market. Make some noise if you're white and proud about it. Nobody? I think that's kind of messed up for y'all. It's maybe a completely unique thought, but dating is hard. Dating is hard for me because I have high self-esteem, below self-confidence, is that make sense? Like I think I'm cute, but I don't know if anybody else does. My goal is to want to be as confident as a white man with a braid. White men with braids have an aspirational level of confidence 'cause you know they've never looked in the mirror and thought, this might not be my look. (upbeat music)