Stepping outside my comfort zone and reporting my co-worker to HR for eating hardboiled eggs and tuna at their desk. @eion me to see something, say something #standupdesk #comedy

I have OCD. Does anybody else have OCD? Clap four times if you have OCD. That's the first joke. You know, I'm trying to be cooler. I'm trying to step outside my comfort zone. I was, I walked into a bar bathroom the day. I walked in. People were doing cocaine in one of the stalls and they asked me if I wanted any and I never do this but I called the cops on them and you see something say something. I just celebrated a birthday a couple of months ago and I got some cards from my Nana and my aunt and they both said things basically like this is going to be your best year yet and better things are coming, which is news to me because I didn't know my family thought I was doing bad. I just been living my normal life and my family is like you will get through this. Damn. What do you think, sir? Did I, have you enjoyed any of it? A little bit? All right, not laughing but listening.