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Been "house sitting" my boss' corner office while she's on PTO. Thanks for the idea @Ashton Womack #standupdesk #housesitter #yoga

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I actually, I used to be a house sitter, squatter, whatever. I'm already having a tough time. My grandma passed away. That was pretty tough. She died last Thanksgiving. My whole family was like, damn, who gonna cook? This is crazy. She died at 10 a.m. We was mad. We were like, hey, wake up! You couldn't wait till the yams was done. This is crazy. All right. That's like, I'm for real. That's a crazy day to lose a grandma. Her last word, she was like, pre-heat. Pre-heat what? Trying to do better, you know. Doing meditation, went to a meditation class. It's pretty beautiful. All black, except for one person. That was a meditation teacher. She just didn't hear herself during the guided meditation sometimes, right? She in a room full of black people. She'd be like, okay, everybody, close your eyes. Everybody, take a deep breath. And we're all about to summon our ancestors. Is it every black person in class, open the eyes like, lady? You better not bring Robert E. Lee into the yoga studio. I got scared. I was like, oh, I started summoning my own answers. Okay. My answer is, oh, Jay, do pot! Help!