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Recently, I took a DNA test, got all my results back, and not surprised at all, you know, a little bit Irish, a little bit German, a hundred percent the murderer in that cold case. Never again, awesome. Got any redheads in the crowd? Here's a true fact about redheads. The same mutation that gives us red hair, it also affects our pain receptors. So redheads are technically less susceptible, specifically to electric shocks. And I love that as fodder for the whole gingers have no soul thing. Like picture me in the electric chair, just, it's not affecting me at all. I'm just looking at the executioner like, hit me again. Circle, circle, gold star, love that one, love that one. I don't know if you guys can tell by looking at me, but I get accused of being a horse girl a lot. Here's my grape with all of this. Is there are two different kinds of horse girls, really. Some identified more as a little more girly, and some of us thought we were the horse. I like being able to read electric chair, horse girl, concussion. That tells us that's a three act play. [APPLAUSE] This has been a very special episode of Stand Up Desk, brought to you by Uplift Desk. Because when you break into somebody's office and do stand up, you don't want to just feel how weird your set is. You want to be able to read it, too.