@Dylan Adler teaching me to sign off my emails with "Gracias" #standupdesk #officehumor #comedy

"I'm a top, isn't that crazy?" "This is what a top looks like now this." "Imagine me topping?" Like, "Yes, I love your vibe." "It hurts me more than you!" "Waaah!" "He's like you're not even in me." "We are fully clothed at the Olive Garden." "That is my mom's favorite joke." "I said my last words to my grandpa over the phone." "I wanted to tell him I love you in Japanese, but my half-white sh*t cannot remember what that was." So what came out of my mouth was "graceous." "I am in therapy, I love my therapist, but I feel like she still doesn't know that I am fundamentally evil." "She's like it's trauma." "I'm like, I'm jafar!" "Oh, arigato was thank you in Japanese." "It's too late, he's dead." "Los yanto."