I was supposed to write emails, but I can't stop thinking about the single-file lines. You've got our vote @TaTa Sherise. #standupdesk #comedy #ericadams
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My spirit is telling me y'all laughin' inside. Yeah. Well, they thought it was good. I feel like everybody gets a chance to be in charge. On a local level, it's like they spend something and they land on a race. Like, oh, it's the Blacks turn. Like, we had Eric Adams for a minute. I thought that was cool. I said, look at this swivey guy. Then he started stealing. I was like, oh, man. We'll never beat the allegations. Now we got somebody brown. And I'm down with the brown. I am. But I think we need somebody autistic up in there. Really shake it up, you know? You watch love on the spectrum, I do. Love that show. Their rooms amazing, spotless, organized. Imagine if one of them was the mayor of the city. We'll be in single-fowl lines. Things will be color-coded. We'll get brutal honesty. It will be amazing. It would. So with that being said, vote for me. I am running for the next Merrill election. (audience cheering)
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