Got in trouble for laughing during an HR training thanks to @MrJacobWilliams #standupdesk #bachelor #comedy

- All right, hello, how's it going? Okay, cool me, too. Well, good to be here. I've been watching that show, The Golden Bachelor. It's like a dating show for older people. Like a lot of the contestants get eliminated by natural causes. It's a great show, like the end of each episode. He's like, I'd like to give you this rose. I got it off the grave of the last person I went on to date with. I would love it if you spent the rest of your life with me all seven days of it. I hope they make more dating shows for elderly people, maybe like 90 days to live fiance, or love is blind from glycoma. I don't know, I've been trying dating out, is anyone else using dating apps by a round of applause? Let's probably why I haven't met anyone on there. I did meet someone on there that was really in the horoscope. She's like, are you a tourist? I was like, no, I live here. No, some people have like a magnetic personality. I have the personality of someone who collects magnets. Anyway, I do have to get out of here soon 'cause I'm having a panic attack. Bye. (audience cheering) (upbeat music)