Gave Frozen 3 five-stars on Letterboxd. Thanks for the DVDs @maliktheoracle. #standupdesk #jobs #letterboxd

applied to a job here multiple times. Clearly, I didn't get it. I don't know if it's because of my name. Could be Malik, it could be Malik. I feel like the name Malik sounds like I might try to bring Sharia law to the workplace. But Malik sounds like I might try to sell bootleg DVDs at the workplace. It is Malik. And by the way, after the set, I am selling the ghetto mermaid and frozen three. My neck and my wrists. For some reason, I am Muslim. I'm not supposed to be, not from Africa. Don't speak Arabic, never been to prison. There's a lot of weird misnommers you have to defend as a Muslim. Like, when you die, you go to heaven. If you live the pious life, you get 72 virgins. When you die, God never said you get 72 baddies. That's how you get 72 virgins. Knowing me, I would die. I'd get up there and there'd be 72 game stop employees waiting for me. Just 72 dudes with neck beers, hot heavy oiled up and ready to go. I'm not doing that again.