I’m a Heated Rivalry truther now. Thanks, @Alistair Ogden. #standupdesk #comedy #canada

I'm Canadian, I'm trying to repair the relationship between our countries. We gave you guys heated rivalry and then you guys were like actually that's so gay we're gonna have to start a war. I don't mind if you guys are quiet as don't heckle because it could stay with me forever. One of my last visits to New York City, I was trying to like roast a guy in the crowd and then a lady in another part of the audience, she goes, "Damn, Princess Diana being me!" And I didn't know that I looked like that. Took me like a couple of days to come to terms with that heckle. I was with a friend of mine, we're looking into a mirror together and I'm trying to convince him. Like the Diana thing, no, and then he just goes, "Well try looking over your shoulder." Yeah, I was like, "There she is. That's her. That's the People's Princess."