I said nothing and typed as fast as I could. Thanks for the free therapy @André De Freitas. #standupdesk #therapy #MentalHealth #comedy

- If it's been the best time of your life, say nothing and continue typing. - Nailed it. You know this feels like, remember when you're a kid and you're watching a movie with your parents and this (beep) teen comes on and you're like, if I don't breathe and I don't move, maybe they'll forget I'm here. I did start going to therapy. Obviously I don't want to brag and come here and tell you guys that I've got therapy money 'cause you got real jobs. I pay $70 a week to talk to this lady and then she's like, you should go on a meditation app. That's $300. Then she's like, you should go on a writing retreat. That's two grand. That's $7,000 to have basic mental health. You know what's free? Being depressed in the park. You know, just feeding the pigeons going, where did it all go wrong? But I still have poor mentality. You know, if I have a good week, I cancel therapy. I'm not paying someone to tell them what a good week I've had. That's what Instagram's for. Come on, I knew I'd get you. (audience cheering)