YOU RANG? Back by popular confusion: it's the one, the only, the lonely @Zach Zucker. #standupdesk #comedy #office
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What's my stance on a- I don't know. Probably something like this. Feminist icon. I love the ladies I'm an ally. I lie a lot. Allegedly. I'm a fan of the two party system. I love two party. You know, everyone was so mad about the declaration of independence being written by 50 white guys. You know what else was written by 50 white guys? Uh, 30 rock. We love that show. I'm just saying every now and then you could let them cook. Alright, you guys did it. You made me make myself laugh, but um, but um, that's what it is. So yeah, this is my impression of Kirin Colken hiring a birthday clown. I don't know. Yeah, just give it like a little, little, I don't know. So I did that once. Uh, addition for SNL didn't get it. Uh, okay, Lauren. Um, my man watching Survivor and Family Guy. Okay. Let's go. Look guys.
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