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We can't believe they doubted you, @Nick Viagas #standupdesk #comedy

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1.0M views153.7K likes1:03ENSep 22, 2026
157 words816 characters15 sentencesReadability: Grade 4

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I get a rectal dysfunction sometimes. Thank you. One time it happened to me while I was sleeping with a black woman. Yeah, and I was afraid she was going to think I was racist. So this is the first time I've ever said this one, I got a rectal dysfunction. I was just completely honest with her and I was like, yeah, this actually happens to me all the time. We're actually right on schedule right now. At the end of my last relationship, my ex got really into climbing. Then one day she escaped. I got an advertisement recently for a adult film creator and she had no arms. Yeah, and like I'm a comedian with a speech impediment. I love meeting other disabled creators. So I wanted to message her and say like, I can't believe they doubted us. She wasn't able to respond to you guys like me. So walk out now, right?