I’m responding to Slack messages during Pilates, so I’m also not in a good place to receive feedback. You don’t need the post to look good, @Conor Janda. #standupdesk #funny #comedy

I don't think it's possible to ghost a man for the same reason that you wouldn't say someone ghosted a hurricane. You would say that they fled from the senseless path of destruction. I used to work in an office like this in the middle of the day I would leave and I would go to run errands and then my boss would send me a slack message. It's like, "Are you in a place to receive feedback?" And it's like, "Diva, I'm in a Sephora." Unless that feedback is that my skin is dry, I am in no such place. And then we would have this diversity training and the woman running it, she was talking about the differences between sexuality and race. And I love when we put those things against each other. You know, survivor 51, sexuality versus race. So the woman running it, she was like a difference between being non-white and being gay is that when a non-white person walks down the street, people can just sort of like see that they're not white. Whereas when a gay person walks down the street, people can't just like see that they're gay. But like, I don't think she had ever seen me walk down a street. Um, wait, I'm sorry, the DP needs to leave. Okay, so yeah, I know what the DP is. I have projects. Okay, sorry. Anyways. Wait, please make this look good and pose.