I love my job like I wanted it too, @Riefcomedy. #standupdesk #funny #comedy
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I'm a parent, and I love my son like I wanted him. I had my son when I was 17, and to be honest with you guys, it got that quiet when I told my mom too. I was too young to have a kid. You know you're too young to have a kid when you have a curfew. I don't think people want to say how hard it is to raise a kid that you can't yell at past 9. My son run around acting up at 9.30, and I got a threatening voice like, hey, yo. Come back to bed for real, put that crayon down. Like I feel like you shouldn't have a kid if your dad still paid child support for you. I used to have to wait for my dad to make a payment. So I could make a payment. My dad would give me the child support. I would give it to my son. It never left the house. I used to think that was generational wealth, y'all. [MUSIC PLAYING]
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