would CEO’s and Corporate Hoes be a good theme for the next office happy hour? @maggie #twins #standup #corporate

I have an identical twin, and people ask me all the time, Maggie, what's it like having an identical twin? Where was this curiosity when I tried to tell you about my zine? I went to historically women's college thinking, I need to be done with this ish. I get there and it's like, okay, well, actually, we can do it to ourselves. No man required. We're going to a frapp party, and your job is to dress to theme. The theme of this party is blue man group, Girl Scout Troop. Enter stage left, 20 sexy Girl Scouts, and one perfect blue man. I, the blue man, lost everything. If you love this story, you're going to love the image of me and a fraternity bathroom scrubbing blue paint off of my face to reveal a rash. What no one can see is that everyone in here is emailing laughter to each other. (audience cheering)